Two nights ago I had my third dream about you
You stepped out of the queue for that infernal club
to tell me you were in a love with a woman
"Are you going through a lesbian phase?" I asked
"Yes" you replied, full of exicted hope

I was nearly sick on your shoes

Then I saw her behind you
a manly woman by all accounts
the look in your eyes said that she was more man than me
man enough to satisfy you
I began to tear at my chest
bleeding I appalled the onlookers
all women now lesbian lovers

I woke up drenched in sweat
and immediately had to laugh

Quite clearly
My mind is daft


Nevertheless
I will now grow breasts