it can't be coincidence that here I am
and here you are
on the same planet
at the same time
clearly I'm meant to be the one to take of your blouse
have a bit of a look around
and report back to god
"Yep, seems like another one is missing"

it can't be coincidence that you have a name
and I have a name
and we both live in houses
I think that's probably the reason
why we always seem to end up naked
what other reason could there be?