Look,
I know you must be taking the piss.
It's not funny anymore, so stop sending them.

she invites me to her office for after-work "drinks"
just me,
and her,
and drinks.

and then, as I look up and smile at you, knowing how much you must be laughing,
your second walks in
and in a matter of minutes
we are shaping up
quite beautifully

I never expected the third
who calls as I flirt with the second,
as the first sits by
indifferently

The third calls, she is at the door,
and I get to play the game with her
and lose a little more

so tell me, what's your game, big man?
what's the point to this?
I know you're taking the piss,
we both know you're taking the piss with this,
so my question is: why?

Look, just don't send any more my way,
I can't bear it
I never prepared for this kind of interest
from these kind of girls
and you put too many in my way too soon
make it stop.

I was okay being Zero,
the first fucks me over,
the second is a pleasure,
the third breaks my back
and I am all out for four.