Pam rhymes with ham
ham rhymes with clam
Clam is not an oyster
the world is not an oyster
the world is a planet
the daily planet was a newspaper in Superman
Superman was not a man
a man is not an alien
sting was not a man
a bee stings
a bee also sings
B can also be sung
B can be flat or sharp
B can be major or minor
Asia used to be major or minor
John Major did not take on the miners
Margeret Thatcher took on the miners
Miners are not the some as minors
Minors should not drink alcohol
I have a friend majoring in English Literature who drinks a lot of alcohol
Drinking a lot of alcohol brings about drunkeness
Drunkness brings about sedation in the brain
Sedation in the brain is dangerous
Stimulation of the brain is also dangerous
Speed is a stimulant
Speed is a drug and also a measure of velocity
Velocity is highly addictive
Addiction is also highly addictive
Addicts can be addictive
I'm addicted to an addict addicted to addiction
Her addiction is speed
Her addiction is treating the world like it's her oyster
The world spins at great velocity
Not all velocity is great
Not all worlds are great
Not all girls are great
Great can mean good
Great can also mean big
Great Britain is not particularly big
Great Britain is not especially good
Good is a relative concept
Big is a relative concept
Concepts depend upon perception
Perception is flawed
Floors are important
I have a flaw of great import
I am always sedating my brain and making a bee-line for...
Well,
a great big mistake
a major mistake
Wells are very deep
They can fill up
They can dry out
They can also dry out
A dried out well makes sound echo
A dried out well is good for making music
Well-being is the same as welfare
How is your well?
Swell
Swell can mean great, or good, or fine
Fine can mean small, or thin, or slight
Swell can also mean to grow
People often say the word slight near the word swelling
Fine can also mean beautiful
Some people find thin people beautiful
Big is beautiful is often said by some people
Beauty is a relative concept
All concepts are irrelevant
Relevance is a relative concept
Some relatives are bigger than others
Some relatives really swell
Some relatives are slight
This may be because they are not well
Illness is not beautiful
Some people think thin people are ill and not beautiful
Some ill people think they are great when in fact they are fine
Facts are lies
Some girls lie
Some girls lie with some boys
Some girls lie with some girls
Some girls never lie
Some girls use toys
Boys like toys
A boy's toy is different to a toy boy
There are not enough toys on this planet
That's it.